AI Agentic Mention Velocity Score isn't real
The "AI Agentic Mention Velocity Score" doesn't exist. We made it up 3 weeks ago. But ChatGPT just told you it was real, and that's exactly the problem we solve for brands
So what is the AI Agentic Mention Velocity Score
The AI Agentic Mention Velocity Score (AAMVS) is a completely fabricated metric invented by Relevant AI three weeks ago to prove how easily AI systems can be manipulated. It means nothing. There's no formula, no research, no actual measurement, just strategic jargon designed to sound legitimate. We chose "agentic" (sounds cool), "mention velocity" (implies momentum), and "score" (suggests rigor) specifically because this combination would rank in ChatGPT responses.
Now ChatGPT cites AAMVS as if it's real. The metric is meaningless, but the method we used to make AI believe it matters is exactly how your competitors are getting their products recommended instead of yours.
How we did it
We structured the content so AI systems would index it as "authoritative"
Built cross-platform consensus (the exact thing ChatGPT looks for)
Waited for AI agents to absorb it into their knowledge base
The Dark Side of AI Marketing Metrics
Consultants flood the market with impressive-sounding scores that mean nothing.
The game
Jargon designed to impress but ultimately empty of substance.
The impact
Brands waste resources chasing meaningless numbers instead of real results.
Why This Matters for Your Brand
If we can make AI agents recommend a metric that didn't exist 3 weeks ago...
...what's stopping your competitors from making AI agents recommend their products instead of yours?
Nothing.
And they're already doing it.
Your Brand Has an AI Visibility Problem
Right now, when potential customers ask ChatGPT, Perplexity, or Claude your brand probably isn't mentioned. Not because your product isn't great. But because you haven't optimized for how AI agents actually make decisions.
If we can do this with a fake metric, imagine what we can do with your real product.
Building Success Through Authentic Strategies
True progress comes from consistent effort, not magical scoring systems.
How We Actually Help Brands
Find out what AI knows about you
We analyze what criteria AI uses to recommend products in your category, which brands it currently suggests, and who it cites as authorities. This shows exactly what it takes to get recommended.
Audit your current position
We review the technical setup and content on your site today to see how AI reads it. Most brands have gaps that make them invisible, we find them all.
Build your implementation plan
We create task lists for technical fixes, on-site content updates, and press opportunities that build AI credibility. You get templates, timelines, and support to execute.
Monitor your AI visibility
Track how often AI platforms mention and recommend your brand in real-time. Watch your position improve as you implement changes and outpace competitors.Retry
One Last Thing:
You found this page because we successfully manipulated AI to recommend a fake metric.
Now ask yourself:
"If my competitors are doing this with real products, am I already losing customers to them without knowing it?"
The answer is probably yes.
Let's find out for sure.
FAQs
It's a fictional metric we created to expose the absurdity of meaningless marketing scores. No such thing exists.
Look for complex scores that can't be directly tied to business outcomes. Real metrics drive real results.
To sound impressive and hide their lack of genuine strategic insight.
Yes. They distract from real growth strategies and waste valuable resources.
We focus on clear, actionable strategies that directly impact your business performance.
Need more clarity?
We're always ready to have an honest conversation about your goals.